The People Behind the Counter

Meet the Owners

Every great store has a story, and every story starts with someone stubborn enough to open the doors. Meet the fictional proprietors of the Modern Retro high street.

19 owners

Portraits generated by AI. Characters entirely fictional. Sideburns historically accurate.

Portrait of Dave Morrison, fictional 1970s owner of Spotify
Dave Morrison

Dave Morrison opened his first record shop in 1971 after spending three years hitchhiking across America collecting rare pressings. He claims to have every genre ever pressed on vinyl, organised by mood rather than artist — a system only he truly understands.

Portrait of Barbara Chen, fictional 1970s owner of Netflix
Barbara Chen

Barbara Chen was the first person in three counties to own a Betamax player and never let anyone forget it. Her hand-written film recommendations, taped to every shelf, are considered gospel by regulars who trust her taste more than any critic.

Portrait of Tony Russo, fictional 1970s owner of Supreme
Tony Russo

Tony Russo dropped out of art school to open a shop that only sells things he personally thinks are cool. The queue outside starts forming at 6am on Saturdays, though Tony rarely opens before noon — if he opens at all.

Portrait of Harold Webb, fictional 1970s owner of Apple
Harold Webb

Harold Webb built his first circuit board in his mother's garage in 1963 and hasn't stopped tinkering since. His shop is immaculately organised, every cable coiled just so — he believes beautiful design and good engineering are the same thing.

Portrait of Margaret Hansen, fictional 1970s owner of LEGO
Margaret Hansen

Margaret Hansen's father started the shop in 1948 and she took over with one rule: every toy must spark imagination, not just sit on a shelf. Children are encouraged to build whatever they want at the big table in the back — she only charges if they take it home.

Portrait of Sven Lindqvist, fictional 1970s owner of Oatly
Sven Lindqvist

Sven Lindqvist moved from Stockholm to open his health food store after a transformative summer spent on a commune in Vermont. He makes his own oat milk fresh every morning and will lecture anyone who stands still long enough about the dairy industry.

Portrait of James Crawford, fictional 1970s owner of Stripe
James Crawford

James Crawford revolutionised his branch by processing transactions in half the time of any other bank in the district. Behind his immaculate desk and perfectly knotted tie is a man obsessed with making money move faster and more simply.

Portrait of Carol Martinez, fictional 1970s owner of Airbnb
Carol Martinez

Carol Martinez has been to 47 countries and remembers a local family in each one who offered her a spare room and a home-cooked meal. She built her travel agency on one radical idea: the best holidays are spent in someone's actual home, not a hotel.

Portrait of Frank Edison, fictional 1970s owner of Tesla
Frank Edison

Frank Edison was laughed out of three auto shows for insisting that electric cars would outsell petrol ones by the end of the century. He keeps a wall of rejection letters framed behind the counter as motivation — and a prototype in the back that actually works.

Portrait of Margaux Dupont, fictional 1970s owner of Balenciaga
Margaux Dupont

Margaux Dupont trained under three different Parisian couturiers before deciding none of them were avant-garde enough. Her boutique stocks only pieces that make people stop and stare — she considers confusion the highest form of flattery.

Portrait of Skull McGraw, fictional 1970s owner of Liquid Death
Skull McGraw

Nobody knows Skull McGraw's real first name and he intends to keep it that way. His shop sells water, but the branding is so aggressively metal that half the neighbourhood thinks it's a front for something far more dangerous.

Portrait of Professor Elena Varga, fictional 1970s owner of Duolingo
Professor Elena Varga

Professor Elena Varga speaks nine languages fluently and is learning her tenth just because Tuesdays feel empty without a new challenge. Her teaching method involves gentle encouragement that becomes increasingly passive-aggressive if you miss a lesson.

Portrait of Richard Sterling, fictional 1970s owner of Coinbase
Richard Sterling

Richard Sterling has been trading rare coins since he found a 1909-S VDB penny in his grandfather's attic at age twelve. He now runs the most trusted exchange in town, where every transaction is recorded by hand in leather-bound ledgers.

Portrait of Coach Jackie, fictional 1970s owner of Peloton
Coach Jackie

Coach Jackie was a competitive cyclist who blew out her knee in '73 and channelled all that energy into the most intense indoor cycling classes the city has ever seen. Her 6am sessions have a three-month waiting list and a dropout rate that would make the Marines proud.

Portrait of Antonio Rossi, fictional 1970s owner of Tony's Chocolonely
Antonio Rossi

Antonio Rossi's grandfather brought a single chocolate recipe from Naples in 1922 and Antonio has been perfecting it ever since. He insists on knowing exactly where every cocoa bean comes from — a quirk his suppliers find endearing and exhausting in equal measure.

Portrait of Phil Watts, fictional 1970s owner of Discord
Phil Watts

Phil Watts spends more time talking to strangers on CB radio than to anyone in his actual life, which suits him perfectly. His shop is equal parts retail and social club — regulars drop by not to buy anything, but to hang out on Channel 19.

Portrait of Ruth Nakamura, fictional 1970s owner of Figma
Ruth Nakamura

Ruth Nakamura's design studio is the only place in town where four people can work on the same layout at the same time without killing each other. She invented a colour-coded system of overlapping tracing paper that her clients call witchcraft and her competitors call cheating.

Portrait of Bear Thompson, fictional 1970s owner of Patagonia
Bear Thompson

Bear Thompson summited his first fourteener at age sixteen and hasn't worn a suit since. He repairs more gear than he sells, believes in buying one good jacket for life, and closes the shop without notice whenever the weather is too beautiful to be indoors.

Portrait of Bobby Singh, fictional 1970s owner of Deliveroo
Bobby Singh

Bobby Singh knows every shortcut, back alley, and one-way street in the city better than any taxi driver, all from years of delivering takeaway by bicycle. His motto is simple: hot food should arrive hot — and he has never once broken that promise.

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